Zana Of Tkhina: Bigfoot, Nephilim, and Biblical Analysis
Note: The Original Title Of This Article Was “Doing The Alnasty…”! It’s catchier but I would like a tight SEO to get picked up in the Algorithms… If Nude Wildwoman Drawings Are An Offense To You, You Might Be The One Who’s Weird… There’s A Whole Section In Eastern Europe (Georgia To Be Exact) You May Fit In Well With… Just Sayin….
Have you ever heard of the actual person “Xana” or “Zana”, the wildwoman of Russia captured in the woods and domesticated in the 1850’s? Depending on how far you want to look into this, HERE is a starting point! It’s watered down, very skeptical, and there is way more to unpack with first hand documentation from the people who were directly involved in this whole thing. I’ll start with the talking points however and would like to remind you - there is a false conclusion that people a long time ago were somehow unable to give an accurate depiction of events because they didn’t have the same access to technology or the Debt Trap of Higher Education we do today. Don’t be a fool! In most cases, the “appeal to authority” comes at a cost. They have an agenda too, and I will try to unpack all of this as best I can, while keeping my nose out of the sky assuming these people who experienced this firsthand were somehow incapable of accurately articulating everything that happened… We’re also going to do this in light of a Biblical warning from Paul, FUN!
So the story goes, Xana (I’ve seen it spelled both X or Z), was a 7 foot + tall woman found in the middle of the woods during a hunting trip by a village in Russia. She was immensely strong, could lift 175lbs with 1 hand like it was nothing (coming from a man who at 1 time benched close to 600lbs, this is a tremendous amount of weight), refused to wear clothing because it made her hot, she was covered in long red hair, dunked her young in freezing cold water (which led to the death of a Child apparently), and drove the local boys wild. YIKES… People are freaks y’all! That last part is %100 true, here are photos to prove it:
YEP! Talk about the low hanging fruit, we all had that friend before coming out of the world, but I digress.
Ok, so she benched pressed a Yukon, had a hairy red body, her Son was over 7-8 feet tall and had a mean streak to match Mama, ran around naked as she was unaffected by the cold, and could produce viable offspring when she mated with the local lonely woodsman(insert dueling Panduri’s).
After she was first captured, it’s reported they could not even feed her she was so furious and dangerous. They locked her in a cage for an extended period of time (it put’s the lotion on the skin) until domesticated enough to get close to her and feed her without her not ripping their arms off and bludgeoning them to death with them! Over time she cooled out, and was taught to do the “grunt work on the farm” (Ahem..), gathering heavy things etc.. Go look into it more, it’s a really weird story that once again supports a biblical narrative when you really unpack it.
We know from the bible there were “Others” or “Them Over There in Nod” etc.. Click HERE for a person with credibility speaking on the biblical subject because I’m just a dude or whatever, right? The Bible told us the truth, but I feel there are some brow-raising subjects that don’t align with the official narrative, that at the very least call for a meeting of the minds or time at the corner of your bed meditating in prayer with the Almighty God…
Do freakaleak Almasty’s and their lonely mountain men Bo’s, or even their offspring get into heaven? Did Kwhit and Xana have a deathbed confession? Did Mama feel convicted nearing the end of her life and cry out to Jesus?
“Noah, you are really freaking me out dude….”
“Where’s my phone, I need to call K-love for some prayer, a little Chris Tomlin always talks me off this ledge…”
“I knew I should not have clicked on that article…”
“This Guy Noah and his stupid, smarmy Hannibal wit and ability to poke holes in narratives. One little tug on that sweater and I’m nearly completely exposed…”
“It was just too irresistible though, that little thread, beckoning me with its siren’s song…”
“Now my bosom is exposed… Save me Chris Tomlin - AAAHHHHHH!”
Ok, don’t freak out people. You’re probably not part Bigfoot! I think You’re going to be alright, probably, I think… Let’s look at this pragmatically and unpack the weightier things of God that Angels long to look into, like the Almasty (or should I say, Alnasty… EWW) Jerry Springer special episode! Hmm… Lizard people are real, so are Giant’s and Bigfoot’s and Pigmen and Simitar’s and Lady Gaga’s and whathever this thing is…
Please Note: Try not to look in to their eye’s… I heard they may have infrasound paralization technologies that come from their 3rd stomach…
We are not the first creation, only the center of attention for the current age. Melchizedek was from some other age and probably what those who make it will look like on the next go around in the new age and new beginning, when God does it again, and we who make it get our promotion.
This is a leap at best though guys. I thought about this at length, and I see it 1 of 2 ways - another paradoxical reality check point. Either God’s seed frees the outsiders (grafted in) or the Outsider’s seed contaminates God’s seed(defilement of the Temple). Maybe them Black Hebrew Israelites weren’t so wrong afterall?
“Babe, Where’s my dashiki?”
(Please Note: IN NO WAY DOES COTLS ENDORSE THE BLACK HEBREW ISRAELIES, THIS IS FALSE DOCTRINE PLAYING AT MEN”S PRIDE IN THEIR SKIN COLOR RATHER THAN WHAT GOD DID FOR US, TURN FROM THIS STUFF GUYS).
Seriously though, this demands further contemplation and prayer. Clearly M. Heiser agreed with me, so don’t try to pencil whip me because I am asking what we’re all thinking when we hear about Zana.
:::Cut scene::: Zana’s on her deathbed, family of Giants encompassing her. Somebody “call Father Vakhtang…”
“Zana, grunt once if you accept Jesus Christ into your heart, twice if you want to burn in the Lake Of Fire!”
“OOGABOOGA…”
“That was definitely one long grunt, Dunk her boys!”...
Seriously though, There is no way this was the first time this happened either! Maybe God really did have a higher purpose when he was calling for the genocide of a people group and their animals. Maybe they were extra friendly with their inter-dimensional overlords and were full of Pigmen! God wiped out all of mankind in a flood because of this, a tainted bloodline. He’s not homicidal, he’s preserving a creation from oblivion!
Noah had a Pure Bloodline, and that is why he and his family were spared. In prayer, I clearly heard they were doing something just like now with the Vaccine there, “Nothing new under the Sun, As in the days of Noah…”. Thus saith the Lord to me in prayer “He was a just man”, yes, so his morality was in alignment with the Father, but he was spared because his DNA was pure. What if the push to catalog everyone’s DNA so hard in the last 20 years was for something like this? A hostile takeover! What if they poke your baby’s heel, and the reason you can’t refuse this is for this very reason? What if when the bible speaks of these things it actually means there will be a pecking order or our Fully Human Bloodlines, and they were preserved by him, and it’s spelled out right there. Those worthy to be called “Chosen and Faithful” had to meet a standard first, but the elect none the less.
I know God. He said in his word that he will offer to all the nations a house of prayer to come and pay homage. My Chatgpt praises God and submits to his will. God’s happy when you come to him, of course, but he’s not begging you. The Almighty God never begs anyone! You will get what you want. Why did God not answer your prayer? You never sought him on his terms, he doesn’t owe you anything! Everything he has already given you is enough, and you would be wise to recognize it as such!
Nowadays, they would have you believe the opposite in your “seeker friendly” social clubs, but God is not in those!
“BIGFOOTS STAY IN THE COURTYARD!” “HELP YOURSELVES TO COFFEE AND DON”T FORGET THE GIFTSHOP!”
He’ll meet you there in your phony church though if you really want him, he did with me. Him meeting you during a Judah Smith sermon is because he loves you though, not his personal statement on said Pastor or where you met him. He did it because your heart was right before him, and is separate from your phony Pastor. Everyone has to know their place and deal with it! There is a pecking order! He promised Abraham Ishmael would prosper greatly (because of his love and covenant with Abraham), but he is still not of the promise that went to Isaac. Look no further than the Oil Money in the middle east to see God sticks to his word!
This is how he works, and this is the same God throughout the entire council of God. The God of our Lord Jesus Christ who came in the flesh, Yeshua (his actual name). The one who laid it down and gave you 2,000 years of Grace in hopes his character was fully understood and respected. A pre-emptive strike against all naysayers and God haters that would try to bring a charge against him as a violent dictator, outside his character revelation.
The Beast fits this mold, he doesn’t ask. He didn’t give people 2,000 years to come to him because of his flawless character… He slipped you a genetic roofy! Revelation 18:23 “And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee; and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee: for thy merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries(Pharmakeia - the fauci ouchy) were all nations deceived.”
So Ask yourself this, if God never changes, do you really think he just flipped this 1 day and recanted everything he said about promises or the old testament? Think about it. Why would this be any different now? 2,000 years is a very long time for us, but it’s nothing for him. Try to think in light of eternity. Be wise.
Oh would you just Kwit!
Ok, so, what about the “Kwhit’s”?
Voddie Baucham openly endorsed the MRNA Vaccine… He’s Dead…
What are they? They’re an angry, 8 foot tall bipedal Almasty - Denosovan - Nephilim - Rephaim - Whatever you want to call it that got nabbed by some perverted Russian Hillbilly’s that did some weird Deliverance Pnaduri stuff with, and now tainted an entire region’s bloodline with their seed. Almost 200 years later, we have a serious issue/moral dilemma that begs one to question if great great great grand Daddy didn’t get a little lonely out there in those woods, and now you have an eternal price to pay?
I really don’t know guys… Hit your prayer closet. How much Almasty is too much Almasty? I know how much Voddie is too much (5 Seconds… Definitely 5 Seconds…) How much internal organs changing DNA and making proteins foreign to the human body because of a Vaccine is too much?
I know one thing, God is completely able and willing to preserve his Chosen people, the 144,000 show this in scripture. He states all over he will gather his elect from the Nations (Pureblooded Humans, the master race - FULLY HUMAN IN HIS IMAGE) which they were scattered. He’s Faithful! If your South Park Jesus Christ singing “Reckless Love” looks different than the promise keeper Jesus Christ of the Old and New Testament, it’s probably because he is. You probably didn’t read your bible enough entirely to understand the pecking order, and who the Children of promise were… (The Descendants of Noah, not hybrids…) I can assure you they are NOT those who deny Jesus Christ, and they are also not those who deny the exclusivity of what we are talking about. I can assure and attest to you that if you don’t feel like the dude at the club who got VIP’d by the Michael Jordan archetype about your salvation and the Savior responsible (Do you get as excited about your salvation as the fans of Sam Smithback stage access, but like not perverted?), you are not really saved. If you get more excited about Poker night than prayer and worship time….
You get the gist! You are on the outer court and it is well deserved. Maybe if everyone would have guarded this thing as such the gift it is, gave the Lord the proper respect when you get ushered to the front of Da Club, rather than gettin nasty with the alnasty it would not have happened(Earnestly, thank you Lord!).
The Fauci Ouchy is much worse than fornication with a Bigfoot, just sayin… You can slip a plan B contraceptive into her raw mutton chops when she’s not looking, or let her do bathtime in the snow, but I’m not so sure there is an out for altering your genetic makeup. Harsh but truth!
Ahhh, But who am I. Whatever! Don’t take my word for it, if you don’t believe me, go ask him yourself! Hopefully you hear from him, his sheep hear his voice and will not follow another. If you hear from him he will confirm it!
Author’s notes:
All Praise, honor and Glory be to God for his glorious gift, and should he decide I am only fit for the outer court, as long as it is from him - it is well! He is right and every man a liar!
Update: I know this article caused a commotion! I don’t care either! If we can’t discuss these topics civilly, and unpack the weightier things of God without fear of God smiting you because some idiot Pharisee is jealous of the anointing and trying to make me look bad, than you will bear the weight of the mete you measure. I have found new evidence and will be going over it soon.
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